babybehemoth:

Anxiety attacks are the worst because sometimes you have no idea why you’re crying or angry and you just think of everything wrong in your life and you can’t control it all you can do is breath in and out and cry it out

lillyhasatumblr:

lillyhasatumblr:

lillyhasatumblr:

lillyhasatumblr:

lillyhasatumblr:

My parents hid the dyed eggs around the house when I was a kid but we always had to make 13 because our cat Bob would always find one of them and lick it until the dye was gone…

what do you mean you don’t know your wifi password?
― me to someone who doesn’t know their wifi password (via zackisontumblr)

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

gingerchic333:

shercockandmycrotch:

kobayashicircle:

frogworkmajyyks:

pro = good

con = bad

prostitution

constitution

wake up america

If “pro” is the opposite of “con”, what’s the opposite of “progress”?

congress

*slow clapping it out*